Sittin' on a fence post chewin' my bubblegum,
Playin' with my yo-yo, woo! woo!
Then along came Herman the worm, and he was this big!
And I said, "Herman, what happened?"
"I ate my sister."

Sittin' on a fence post chewin' my bubblegum,
Playin' with my yo-yo, woo! woo!
Then along came Herman the worm, and he was this big!
And I said, "Herman, what happened?"
"I ate my brother."

Sittin' on a fence post chewin' my bubblegum,
Playin' with my yo-yo, woo! woo!
Then along came Herman the worm, and he was this big!
And I said, "Herman, what happened?"
"I ate my mother."

Sittin' on a fence post chewin' my bubblegum,
Playin' with my yo-yo, woo! woo!
Then along came Herman the worm, and he was this big!
And I said, "Herman, what happened?"
"I ate my father."

Sittin' on a fence post chewin' my bubblegum,
Playin' with my yo-yo, woo! woo!
Then along came Herman the worm, and he was this big!
And I said, "Herman, what happened?"
"I burped."