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Song lyrics:

WELL, ALI BABA HAD
THEM FORTY THIEVES
SCHEHERAZADE HAD
A THOUSAND TALES

BUT MASTER, YOU IN LUCK
'CAUSE UP YOUR SLEEVES
YOU GOT A BRAND
OF MAGIC NEVER FAILS

YOU'VE GOT SOME POWER
IN YOUR CORNER NOW
SOME HEAVY AMMUNITION
IN YOUR CAMP

YOU GOT SOME PUNCH
PIZZAZZ, YAHOO AND HOW
SEE, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
RUB THAT LAMP AND I'LL SAY

MISTER ALADDIN, SIR
WHAT WILL YOUR PLEASURE BE
LET ME TAKE YOUR ORDER
JOT IT DOWN
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE ME, HA, HA, HA

LIFE IS YOUR RESTAURANT
AND I'M YOUR MAITRE D
COME ON WHISPER
WHAT IT IS YOU WANT
YOU AIN'T NEVER
HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME

YES SIR, WE PRIDE
OURSELVES ON SERVICE
YOU'RE THE BOSS
THE KING, THE SHAH

SAY WHAT YOU WISH
IT'S YOURS, TRUE DISH
HOW 'BOUT A
LITTLE MORE BAKLAVA

HAVE SOME OF COLUMN A
TRY ALL OF COLUMN B
I'M IN THE MOOD
TO HELP YOU, DUDE
YOU AIN'T NEVER
HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME

WAH-HA-HA, OH, MY
WAH-HA-HA, NO, NO
WAH-HA-HA, MY, MY, MY
BABA-BABA-ZIP-BAH

CAN YOUR FRIENDS DO THIS
CAN YOUR FRIENDS DO THAT
CAN YOUR FRIENDS PULL THIS
OUT THEIR LITTLE HAT

CAN YOUR FRIENDS GO POOF!
WELL, LOOKY HERE, HA, HA
CAN YOUR FRIENDS GO
ABRACADABRA, LET HER RIP
AND THEN MAKE
THE SUCKER DISAPPEAR

SO, DON'T JUST SIT THERE
SLACK-JAWED, BUGGY-EYED
I'M HERE TO ANSWER ALL
YOUR MIDDAY PRAYERS

YOU'VE GOT ME
BONA FIDE CERTIFIED
YOU'VE GOT A GENIE
FOR A CHARGE D'AFFAIRES

I GOT A POWERFUL
URGE TO HELP YOU OUT
SO, WHAT YOU WISH
I REALLY WANNA KNOW

YOU'VE GOT A LIST
THAT'S THREE MILES LONG
NO DOUBT
WELL, ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS RUB LIKE SO, AND OH

MISTER ALADDIN, SIR
HAVE A WISH OR TWO OR THREE
I'M ON THE JOB, YOU BIG NABOB
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
NEVER HAD A FRIEND

YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
YOU AIN'T NEVER
HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME...
A-HA-HA

WAH-HA-HA
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE ME, HA!