GG: And who am i? That's a secret I never tell. You know you love me. xoxo, GOSSIP GIRL
GG: According to the catholic church, mortal sin can only be absolved through the sacred act of confession, but it looks like a certain WASP Princess has recently found herself desperately in need of a little unburdening. And who is the man upstairs to discriminate?

B: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been... A while since my last confession.

F: What troubles you, my child?

B: After being broken up with me boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I.. succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass.
The only good news is that he's a total pig who will act like it never happened. Thank God.

F: hhem.

B: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.

F: You don't say.

B: But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and God think is fair - flogging, fasting,putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh, like Silas?

F: How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink. Keep your clothes on. Try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.

B:Owh, I plan to. Thank you, Father. It was very good advice.

B: You don't grant birthday wishes, do you?

F: I'm a Priest, not a genie.

B: Well, the next time you talk to Him, would you ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?

lol..
it's a funny and one of My fav scene of Gossip Girl ^^

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