This video is what happens after several ADHD fuelled rabbit holes make babies in the closet and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Also bold of me to keep jacking hbomberguy's style after he "Plagiarism and You(Tube)" dropped

ADDENDUM: for the record, I really like Quinton Reviews. His 8 hour video on iCarly basically saved me on a long ass hour train ride from Scotland to London, and his vid on Dan Schneider was excellent -- I found learning about his role on Head of the Class and how that basically opened the door for him fascinating. The bit about video lengths twas a jest. I mean, look at the length of this video! I don't have anything like a high horse to sit on. Relax!

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A huge thanks to exa_eille for their insights into speedrunning for this game and checking the second half of the video over, and, as always, my lovely Patreons. You stuck with me for a year and a half while I shat this out. I hope your patience was rewarded

Also not to spoil the best joke in the video but can you believe I got @SimonClark to do a cameo in this!? It's still hitting me how cool that is!! I've been a fan of his stuff for years! And he's in an overindulgent video I made about a decades old video game!

Timecodes:
0:00 - Intro
3:12 - Qualifying Statements
9:07 - Game Feel
12:53 - When The Simpsons Went Bad Mini Essay
20:02 - Simpsons Game Bad Mini-Mini Essay
24:09 - Principal and the Pauper Is Fine, Actually Mini-Mini-Mini Essay
42:12 - The Actual, Objective Reason The Simpsons Stopped Being Good Mini-Mini-Mini-Mini Essay
49:18 - Return of the Game Feel (Hey, Remember When We Were Talking About Hit & Run?)
1:00:20 - Structuring A Game
1:01:33 - The Problem With Artificial Difficulty
1:14:18 - Seems I'm Full Of (Road) Rage Mini Essay
1:20:48 - Physics!
1:25:52 - The Difficulty Detour Superhighway
1:45:52 - Platforming Detour
1:50:19 - Look, I really wasn't joking when I said I played the whole thing. So if you don't wanna watch three minutes of a tutorial video, skip to the next timecode
1:53:03 - Back To The Platforming Detour (Ahh. You skipped the tutorial, I see ...coward)
1:54:30 - Mario 64's Camera Crimes
1:57:03 - The Life And Crimes Of Hit & Run's Camera
2:08:05 - We're Through The Looking Glass Here, People
2:16:23 - Credits