And before one of you fuckheads inevitably asks, no, jerry the goatfucker was not a real catholic saint.

Intro and outro song:

"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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