NOTE: Skip to 10:13 if you wish to get past the playoff aftermaths.

We can try to escape the horrible fate for as long as we can, but in the end, it's unavoidable. Tom Brady will haunt all of our dreams until the heat death of the Earth. We will suffer the narratives and plot points for the remainder of time. Old vs. New. The most-accomplished QB of our times against the new blood eager to solidify his legacy.

Kansas City against Tampa Bay, in Tampa Bay. The first time a Super Bowl team will play in their own city. Figures it's Tampa Bay, considering all of the joy that they have brought to the rest of football. At least for Buccaneers fans.

The rest of us? Salt for days. And more to come. This video will explain such an event. I'm probably overly bitter about this, considering... circumstances, but I never said I wasn't biased.