Rodney Dangerfield was a master of self-deprecation, which was never more evident than when he was joking about his looks.

0:06 “I know I’m ugly. I went to a freak show, they let me in for nothing.”
0:22 “I’m ugly, I’m tellin’ ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.”
1:14 “I mean ugly. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.”

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