1. "Introduction" (instrumental)
2. "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage"
3. "London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines"
4. "Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks"
5. "Camisado"
6. "Time to Dance"
7. "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"
8. "Intermission" (instrumental)
9. "But It's Better If You Do"
10. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
11. "I Constantly Thank God for Esteban"
12. "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet"
13. "Build God, Then We'll Talk"