Brian and Jason heard that "prison spears" are a thing, so they attempt to make one using only newspaper, a pillowcase, and a kitchen spoon. WARNING: Do not attempt. Dangerous weapons are dangerous.

No. Seriously. This is a weapon. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. Or in prison. Or in the produce section. Sure, that melon had it coming, but you should be more forgiving than Brian and Jason. Newspapers are for reading and sometimes for lining your bird's cage. DO NOT MAKE STABBY THINGS.
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Music used in this episode:
"Smooth Mellow And Groovy Hip Hop Beat" by Frank_Vortex: https://www.pond5.com/stock-music/53899524/smooth-mellow-and-groovy-hip-hop-beat.html?ref=Gatowag
"Old School Hip Hop Instrumental 30" by Carlsbro: https://www.pond5.com/stock-music/50526784/old-school-hip-hop-instrumental-30.html?ref=Gatowag
"Hip Hop Piano Loop 2" by EfeDemirMusic: https://www.pond5.com/stock-music/28499830/hip-hop-piano-loop-2.html?ref=Gatowag
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This episode was made with the help of:
Brian Brushwood - host -- http://twitter.com/shwood
Jason Murphy - host / research -- http://instagram.com/captainmurphy
Brandt Hughes - camera operator / editor -- http://twitter.com/gatowag
Bryce Castillo - camera operator -- http://twitter.com/brycas