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These are the Top 25 Funny and Most Humorous Quotes: - I never let my schooling interfere with my education. -Anon - Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -Daniel J. Boorstin - Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? -John Mendosa - I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopaedia. Let them walk to school like I did. -Yogi Berra - If you think education is expensive, try ignorance! -Andy McIntyre - The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt. -Robert Buzzell - It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. -Albert Einstein - A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it. -Brander Matthews - Colleges are places where pebbles are polished, and diamonds are dimmed. -R.S. Ingersoll - His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. -Woody Allen - In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. -Mark Twain - Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. -John Dryden - Education is the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent. -Josiah Stamp - My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson’. -Ken Dodd - You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. -Dennis Miller - But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. -Ronald Reagan - You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. -Jeff Foxworthy - Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income—which he then spends sending his son to college. -Bill Vaughn - Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. -A. Whitney Brown - The only educational aspect of television is that it puts the repair man's kids through college. -Joan Welsh - I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up. -Lenny Bruce - A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. -Robert Orben - My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years. -Paul Merton - A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. -Theodore Roosevelt #Quotes , #FunnyQuotes, #QuotesonEducation ....... Our Mantra: Information is Opportunity. Knowledge is Power. Be Informed - Be Powerful! SUPPORT US: SUBSCRIBE / LIKE / SHARE / COMMENT :) Subscribe Link: https://goo.gl/qbyzFb ....... CONNECT US: Website: http://www.simplyinfo.net Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SimplyInfo.net Twitter: https://twitter.com/SimplyInfo9 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/SimplyInfo9 Slideshare: https://www.slideshare.net/SimplyInfo9 Pinterest: https://in.pinterest.com/SimplyInfo9/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplyinfo9/ YouTube Subscribe Link: https://goo.gl/qbyzFb ....... OTHER PLAYLISTS TO EXPLORE: Games & Sports: https://goo.gl/uTXRWB Jobs & Career Info: https://goo.gl/cbCDXy Business Management: https://goo.gl/1sDjfW Information Technology: https://goo.gl/nWYpK8 Physics Concepts: https://goo.gl/FnLmes Education & Learning: https://goo.gl/54TR8A Filmmaking Concepts: https://goo.gl/RQL5qn Psychology Concepts: https://goo.gl/oYNNKA Indian Law Concepts: https://goo.gl/m98pWn Economics Concepts: https://goo.gl/yymX98 ....... About Simplyinfo.net: We provide the best info bytes videos in a very simple and effective way to learn, to revise and to master micro-content information. We simplify information in a wide variety of categories. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE to the channel for support. For any kind of courses / tutorials - Ask in the Comments. Visit our website: http://simplyinfo.net/ for all kinds of Courses and Info Videos. Contact Us: simplyinfo9@gmail.com Be Blessed with Love, Health & Happiness. Cheers & Have Fun :) Team SimplyInfo.net P.S. CLICK BELOW LINK TO SUBSCRIBE FOR UPDATES. SUBSCRIBE LINK: https://goo.gl/qbyzFb |