Seriously... Here I am, probably YouTube's premiere Peppa Pig YTPer, minding my business, doing my thing, when suddenly.. out of the clear blue sky, this phenomenon starts where everyone on YouTube with even the lamest video editing software made Peppa Pig edits. These people stole a majority of my viewership, impacted my payouts, and so on. And for what? Probably the worst assortment of YTPs in existence. To see bad YTPs getting hundreds of thousands of view in their first few days is insulting to real OGs like me.

(Oh, by the way, their "Made with KineMaster" watermarks are absolutely adorable! I could just pinch their little cheeks!)

But I am here to claim and defend my rightful throne as the undisputed King of Peppa Pig YTPs.

Peppa and her family go shopping, but really end up going pooping. You'll see what that means when you watch the video.

But anyway... man, there is a lot going on in this YTP! Just check out the list of musical credits I have to paste here:

Rap beat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLBaOirpWFU

Sad piano:
"Naoya Sakamata - Dissociation" is under a Creative Commos license (CC BY 3.0).
Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: http://bit.ly/2PjvKm7fa

Dubstep:
"Ashes by Eunoia & Sappheiros" is free to use on YouTube as long as you give credits to the artists.
Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://youtu.be/FI_tIWrFlSU

Chicken Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY