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CES 2020 is here to provide our annual glimpse at all the good, bad, and very weird technology that awaits us in a future that will almost certainly never materialize. TVs! Robots! Gaming! Taint wearables! We’re covering all of it.
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SOURCES:
Lora DiCarlo is back at CES after being banned
https://techcrunch.com/2020/01/05/a-year-after-being-banned-lora-dicarlo-returns-to-ces-with-new-sex-toys/

Morari P.E. patch
https://www.cnet.com/news/this-bandaid-for-your-taint-promises-to-fix-premature-ejaculation/

CES bans Keep Labs
https://gizmodo.com/ces-must-be-high-1840832850

Car stuff
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/01/mercedes-benz-creates-avatar-inspired-ev-concept-uses-no-unobtainium/
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/01/sony-stuns-ces-with-an-electric-show-car-the-vision-s/
https://youtu.be/j1RAdaSFWkM
https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/ces-continental-sennheiser-show-speakerless-audio-system/
https://www.engadget.com/2020/01/05/bosch-virtual-visor/
https://youtu.be/wgJtZDwgTW0

Toyota city
https://youtu.be/o8eG24SC_Fg

Smart Home stuff
https://youtu.be/c7N5UDZX7TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=6Bo7eFMOCmI#t=21m22s

Samsung Neon
https://www.theverge.com/2020/1/7/21051390/samsung-artificial-human-neon-digital-avatar-project-star-labs

You don’t need an 8K TV
https://www.inputmag.com/features/for-the-love-of-god-dont-buy-8k-tv

Filmmaker mode for UHD TVs
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/behind-screen/ces-dga-asc-endorse-filmmaker-mode-setting-new-tvs-1267374

Samsung bezel-free 8K TV
https://www.engadget.com/2020/01/04/samsung-8k-q950ts-ces-2020/

Samsung vertical TV
https://www.cnet.com/news/samsung-sero-tv-rotating-tik-tok-generation/

AMD fake XBox pictures
https://www.theverge.com/2020/1/6/21053989/microsoft-xbox-series-x-rear-ports-connectivity-amd-ces-2020

Dell Switch- Style portable gaming PC
https://www.engadget.com/2020/01/06/dell-concept-ufo-portable-gaming-pc/

MSI ridiculous gaming PC
https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2020/1/7/21054591/msi-meg-aegis-ti5-gaming-desktop-specs-price-features-robot-head-sci-fi

Origin PC/Console hybrid
https://www.engadget.com/2020/01/06/origin-big-o-pc-playstation-4-pro-xbox-one/
https://kotaku.com/new-gaming-pc-comes-with-built-in-xbox-one-or-ps4-1840832690

Razer’s first gaming PC
https://www.theverge.com/2020/1/7/21054602/razer-tomahawk-desktop-gaming-pc-intel-nuc-element-design-specs-ces-2020

Razer racing simulator
https://www.cnet.com/news/razer-eracing-simulator-probably-costs-more-than-your-car/

Nvidia 360hz gaming monitor
https://www.polygon.com/2020/1/6/21051881/nvidia-360-hz-monitor-esports-asus-rog-swift-ces-2020

Laptop with e-ink lid
https://gizmodo.com/lenovo-cant-quit-putting-e-ink-screens-in-things-and-i-1840838503

Bendable stuff
https://www.cnet.com/news/hands-on-tcl-newest-foldable-phone-prototype-itll-cost-less-than-motorola-razr/
https://www.theverge.com/2020/1/6/21054029/intel-horseshoe-bend-foldable-pc-concept-oled-display-first-look-ces-2020
https://gizmodo.com/the-first-folding-pc-is-remarkably-smart-1840814902
https://www.cnet.com/news/concept-duet-concept-ori-dell-brings-dual-screen-foldable-experience-laptops/

Opte inkjet makeup printer
https://www.cnet.com/news/opte-the-inkjet-printer-for-your-face-goes-on-sale-this-summer-for-600/

BellaBot
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2020/01/06/ces-2020-meet-moody-meowing-robot-cat-waiter/

Samsung SelfieType
https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/samsung-selfie-type-invisible-keyboard-ces-2020/

Lovot Japanese robot
https://techcrunch.com/2020/01/05/you-can-buy-lovots-undying-robotic-love-for-3000/

Juno Cooler
https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/ces-2020-juno-cooler-will-chill-a-bottle-in-under-5-minutes/

Stupid looking air purifier mask
https://www.engadget.com/2020/01/06/atmos-ao-air-mask-filter/

Cat tail pillow
https://www.engadget.com/2020/01/05/petit-qoobo-cat-tail-pillow-robot/

Charmin toilet paper robot
https://www.cnet.com/news/charmins-pooptime-robot-pal-will-bring-fresh-toilet-roll-when-you-need-it-most/
https://youtu.be/lcPaYgT3--w

Impossible pork
https://gizmodo.com/impossible-now-makes-pork-from-plants-1840836371
https://gizmodo.com/what-impossible-pork-tastes-like-1840841593

Elon Musk dancing in China
https://twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1214513367714553857
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