It's everyone's favorite event of the year! You know, if by "everyone" we mean "idiots like us." Which, luckily, we DO. It's the Academy Awards! Known as "The Oscars" to the people who in the "know," (like us) the Academy Awards honor the best of this year's cinema talents! You know, unless it's like some STUPID talent like "film editing" or "original score" or whatever. I mean, when was the last time EDITING mattered to a film!? Am I right!?

Anyways, The Bluff Council is here to navigate these murky waters of Hollywood's biggest night. We watched all* of these crazy** films so you don't have to, and we're gonna let you know who's gonna win each big category. Tune in and let's hope for the best!

00:00 - Intro / We're so good at this
01:05 - Fantasizing about winning an Oscar ourselves
03:33 - Oscars 2021 aka King Clusterf**k
04:05 - The terms of our bet
07:07 - BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
09:56 - BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
11:48 - BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
13:46 - BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
15:14 - BEST COSTUME DESIGN
16:40 - BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
19:09 - BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE
20:10 - BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
22:35 - BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
24:41 - BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
27:25 - BEST ORIGINAL SONG
28:45 - BEST ACTOR
32:19 - BEST ACTRESS
35:40 - BEST DIRECTOR
37:53 - Editors are worthless
38:41 - Pondering the worthiness of "Don't Look Up" and "Dune"
40:01 - BEST PICTURE
- Anthony Hopkins doesn't show up, good night everyone -

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Oscar predictions! Oscar picks! Academy Awards predictions! We've got them all here at The Bluff Council. Thank you so much for watching.

* OK maybe not ALL
** Mostly pretty boring, actually... even the good ones