00:58 “Last week was a rough week for me. I broke up with my psychiatrist last week. He told me I’m going crazy. I said to him, ‘If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.’ He said, ‘Alright, you’re ugly too.’”
02:00 “I tell ya, my block, the kids were tough. All over my face, I had pimples. They used to grab me and play connect the dots.”
05:17 “My uncle, he was a lazy guy. Ooh, was he lazy. He was so lazy, he married a girl who was pregnant.”

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